Does this scenario sound familiar?

Girl has an insanely productive Saturday.

Girl gets up early after amazing night’s sleep. Girl walks to coffee shop and has latte, reads paper, arrives back at home before all her friends are awake.

Girl goes grocery shopping. Girl cleans bathroom and pays bills (the two are synonymous with deplorable tasks.) Girl checks time and realizes it’s only noon – her friends still aren’t up.

Girl decides to get oil changed, and in an overwhelming shower of affection for her super cute coupe, girl pulls into her neighborhood car wash and pops for the Ultra-Mega-Supreme Wash with Bio-Poly Luxe Wax and Spot Free Polish.

Girl checks watch and notes it’s only 3:00 – plenty of time to get a mani-pedi and take her time getting ready before she picks friends up in said coupe for din din at that hot new tapas & wine bar.

Girl strolls out of mani-pedi salon and notices something strange about her car. From a distance – she sees an odd splotch on her hood…almost reflecting the sunlight. As girl gets closer to her car, girl understands exactly what it is.

Poop.

Bird poop.

And girl’s insanely fabulous and productive Saturday along with her Ultra-Mega washed super cute coupe are all ruined.

Let’s make sure none of us have to endure such a cruel scenario again.

Keep the Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit in your car at all times, and you can avoid the icky mess caused by disrespectful fowl, which only happens exactly when you don’t want it to.

Why This Gets The Delight Seal of Approval:
We tested many to bring you one Delightful Must-Have today…
- Water bottle and windshield wiper to loosen and clean
- Shop towels to wipe up the mess
- Plastic baggies to store trash until it can be properly disposed
- Cleaner wax to better clean and protect the attacked area
- Microfiber sponge and towel to apply and remove cleaner wax
- Antibacterial wipes to restore that fresh and clean feeling.
- Perfect gift for a good friend
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