Listen you little self important jerk.  I’ve got the cash to buy the last utility, so why don’t you just let it go and sell it to me?

Oh sure, sure, I know you want all the blue cards, but where is that really gonna take you?

Ok fine. FINE.  I’ll sell you Park Ave, and you sell me Water Works ok? Sheesh.

You know, this is just like you. You always think you deserve the world, and you never think you have to work for it. Look at all that money you have! And do you even ever think to share it with me? The one you’re supposed to spend the rest of your life with?

I am NOT over-reacting! What do you mean this is just a game? It is NOT just a game! It’s a perfect example of how selfish you are!

We have so many problems. I think we should go to counseling. I’m not sure this is working out.

Stop staring at me like that!! I am CRYING because you are so mean, and you’re just buying more hotels to spite me! You WANT to see me fail! I always suspected you thought yourself better than me and this is just proof.

Huh? You will sell? Ha! I told you you were weak. WEAK!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

I’m gonna cream you!!!!

Wait!

Where are you going??

Oh Come ON! I’m just joshing with ya!

Hey! Come back!! We’re not finished playing yet!

Fine. But I won. Just for the record.

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