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It’s Just A Game

February 9th, 2008

Listen you little self important jerk.  I’ve got the cash to buy the last utility, so why don’t you just let it go and sell it to me?

Oh sure, sure, I know you want all the blue cards, but where is that really gonna take you?

Ok fine. FINE.  I’ll sell you Park Ave, and you sell me Water Works ok? Sheesh.

You know, this is just like you. You always think you deserve the world, and you never think you have to work for it. Look at all that money you have! And do you even ever think to share it with me? The one you’re supposed to spend the rest of your life with?

I am NOT over-reacting! What do you mean this is just a game? It is NOT just a game! It’s a perfect example of how selfish you are!

We have so many problems. I think we should go to counseling. I’m not sure this is working out.

Stop staring at me like that!! I am CRYING because you are so mean, and you’re just buying more hotels to spite me! You WANT to see me fail! I always suspected you thought yourself better than me and this is just proof.

Huh? You will sell? Ha! I told you you were weak. WEAK!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

I’m gonna cream you!!!!

Wait!

Where are you going??

Oh Come ON! I’m just joshing with ya!

Hey! Come back!! We’re not finished playing yet!

Fine. But I won. Just for the record.

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- 2 ceramic Monopoly coffee mugs
- "Pass Go" and "Luxury Tax"
- Dishwasher safe
- A super fun gift!
- $7.95 flat rate shipping – no matter how much you buy!
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Rika

“I have to admit I get a little crazed when I play Monopoly. These cups are funny. Perfect for my office.”

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5 Responses to “It’s Just A Game”

  1. Michele

    very cool! My family are huge monopoly fans and these will freak them out! Too cute

  2. iloveupstate

    My Fiance LIVES for Monopoly. He’s so competitive about it that I refuse to play it with him.

    If you’re local to NYC, I dropped off several hundred monopoly tiles (they had magnets on the back) at the Hour Children charity. I was so going to tile a border around the Fiance’s office but it never happened…

  3. Carlene

    that is so funny. My friends get together every month or so to play games and monopoly is one of the most heated and competitive!

  4. CC

    I LOVE these mugs - they are so cute and perfect for game night

  5. Shana

    I got this for my honey for Valentines.. he’s such a kid and loved them. Off to work they go

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